27 March 12020 is World Theatre Day. Notable people born today include Ferde Grofé and Thorne Smith. Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care. I scored a package of toilet paper today. Also powdered Gatorade. I am now returning to hiding from the novel coronavirus here in my basement room and hoping to hell that whatever I’ve got will clear up soon and I’ll start feeling better. (It’s very much the wrong set of symptoms for the disease I’m scared of, but that doesn’t make me feel any better about having it.) We are all manifestations of cosmic static. I can’t cope.