[This piece appeared here exactly two years ago and is reposted
now because I am really out of words.]
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’ve been amusing myself with various random idea generators
for creating blog content. One of them seems to like posts with numbers in the
titles, like Seven Ideas for Making Your Business Cards Stand Out, or Ten
Simple Things You Can Do to Save the World. So I thought I’d give it a try,
what with being desperate for content and everything.
So here is my list of four things that make me want to go and
read something else altogether.
First (1) is, well, mean-spirited garbage about people in the
public eye. Silent-film star now living on roadkill. Twelve beautiful
celebrities who’ve had ugly children. There are legitimate stories about
celebrities being serial rapists, or chronic users of performance-enhancing
drugs, or whatever, without stooping to this sort of thing.
Second (2), stuff that shows an idiotic misunderstanding of
basic science. There can’t be a runaway greenhouse effect on Venus because
human beings aren’t putting carbon dioxide into its atmosphere. The second law
of thermodynamics rules out evolution. Use of the metric system causes planes
to crash. We only use ten percent of our brains. Nobody knows what electricity
is. For Allah's sake, seventh-graders know better than this.
Third (3), oddball stuff that shows the writer knows nothing
of equally basic history. The words “separation of church and state” do not
appear in the US Constitution (but then, neither do the words “freedom of
religion”). The Norse are said to have settled in North America before Columbus
(no, there is evidence that the Norse settled in North America). The true
authorship of Shakespeare's plays is a matter of controversy. FDR let the
attack on Pearl Harbor happen to bring the US into the war. Rachel Carson urged
a ban on DDT that caused millions of deaths from malaria. Israelite slaves
built the Egyptian pyramids. The American Civil War was fought over conflicting
interpretations of the Constitution vis-à-vis state's rights. There are
legitimate areas of dispute in history without throwing out fringe notions as
fact.
And finally, fourth (4), entries taking the form of idiotic
lists. Like this one.
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