Showing posts with label Archbigot Fischer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Archbigot Fischer. Show all posts

08 March 2023

8 March 12023

  8 March 12023 is International Woman’s Day in much of the world from Armenia to Zanzibar, although the exact designation varies from place to place. It is also Holi (Hindus), Imam Mahdi’s birthday (Iran), Shushan Purim (Jews), Decoration Day (Liberia), and Revolution Day (Syria). On various calendars it is JD 2460012, 16 Adar 5783, 23 February (O.S.) or 8 March (N.S.) 2023, 18 Phalguna 1944, 16 Sha'ban 1444, or 18 Esfand 1401. For Mouseketeers it is Anything Can Happen Day. The saint of the day is Felix of Burgundy, who brought Christianity to East Anglia, if I’m not confusing him with somebody else. I don’t seem to have any birthdays listed for the date.

On this day in history (11782) Pennsylvania patriots martyred 96 Moravian Christians of the Lenape and Mohican peoples in an orgy of looting, rape, and murder, that was fully supported by white frontiersmen. The martyrs died praying for their murderers, none of whom ever faced justice for their crimes. Not all the Pennsylvania company took part in the crime against humanity, and their accounts provide some of the gruesome details of this event. This, by the way, is the crime Brian Fischer lied about, claiming that their murder was justified by their failure to embrace Christianity as ordered by George Washington. Well, maybe somebody will pray for him as well.

06 August 2020

Following the Blind Fischer

John: I may be broke, but I don’t want his crooked money! I always wondered how he could travel around Europe on a bank janitor’s salary.

Blanche: He isn’t a bank janitor at all. He’s one of the shrewdest manipulators in Canada. How do you think he got his title?

John: What title?

Blanche: You know as well as I do my uncle was knighted for his operations in the stock market.

John: It was the black market! And he wasn’t knighted, he was indicted!

Blanche: Well, whatever it was. He’s got money, and that’s all that counts.—The Bickersons

Clueless as ever, the Archbigot Brian Fischer is once again sounding off on topics way over his head and infinitely beyond his pay grade. Somehow he’s got it fixed in his little head that there’s a quick fix for the current pandemic, but sinister phantoms are keeping it from us. According to the Archbigot the Virology Journal—which he falsely claims is “the official publication of Dr. Fauci’s National Institutes of Health”—published in 2005 an article showing that hydroxychloroquine “functions as both a cure and a vaccine” for the present coronavirus. True, it wasn’t hydroxychloroquine but chloroquine, and it wasn’t COVID-19 but SARS, but those are just details. “While not exactly the same virus as SARS-CoV-1,” the Archbigot airily assures us, “it is genetically related to it, and shares 79% of its genome, as the name SARS-CoV-2 implies.” About as close as human beings are to cows, therefore. And likewise hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine are related, but hardly identical.

Worse than that, the article did not demonstrate (or assert for that matter) that chloroquine was effective against SARS; it merely pointed to that possibility. And none of this had anything to do with Dr. Anthony Fauci, regardless of the Archbigot’s little song and dance around the topic. In fact none of the eight authors had any connection with the NIH, though Fischer keeps calling them NIH researchers.

So in essence Archbigot Brian Fischer is screaming “FIRE” at the top of his lungs in an overcrowded theater. In a sane society his handlers would discreetly take him away to a padded cell somewhere where he could do no further damage, either to himself or others.

09 January 2017

Random Flotsam and Trash


B
rian Fischer has wrongly “contended for years that the First Amendment, as given by the Founders, provides religious liberty protections for Christianity only” in defiance of the plain meaning of the no-establishment clause. He does admit that “[m]ost attorney types … think it covers any and all religions you can name.” It never seems to occur to him that there just might be a reason for this—that maybe he’s a clueless idiot, rather than that everybody else is wrong. I’m not totally unsympathetic; in my experience there are occasions when the consensus opinion is clearly in error. History books record massacres by Native American groups that never happened, for example, or that George Washington added the words “so help me God” to his presidential oath—which likewise never happened. When I was a kid we were taught that the Reconstruction governments in the conquered states after the Civil War were irredeemably corrupt, as ex-slaves, white trash, and carpetbaggers were allowed to vote and were even elected to state and federal office—but fortunately the Redeemers came along to restore the natural balance, sweep all this scum out and purify the political process. In later years I learned that a fellow named Dunning was largely responsible for this bizarre mishmash, and that a lot of his evidence was made up. More stuff that never happened. Gone With the Wind and Birth of a Nation live to carry on his demented views, however.
So, anyway, I’m not a big fan of present consensus as absolute truth. “What is this absolute truth thing?” the Moon asked in one of Dan O’Neill’s comic strips. “It’s a five-to-four decision by the Supreme Court,” the Sun replied. Exactly. Today’s absolute truth may well be tomorrow’s phlogiston. But still, if the consensus of people who actually know what they’re talking about is against you it at least behooves you to consider whether maybe, just maybe, they have a point. At the very least your evidence ought to be of the rock-solid variety, and not just random flotsam and trash flung from passing vessels picked up in the course of casual beachcombing.
Fischer’s evidence, sad to say, is distinctly on the flotsam side. His strongest item is the (alleged) opinion of the apparently backward school friends of his childhood who thought that “religion” meant “Christianity” in blissful ignorance that such beliefs as Judaism and Islam and Taoism existed. “Superstitions equally false and unknown” Justice James Kent once called them, when explaining why blasphemy laws could not apply to non-Christian religions. I suppose Kent’s snide dismissal of the beliefs of the majority of mankind might add to the weight in the scales on the side of Fischer’s notion, except that Kent was under no delusion that there were no religions but Christianity—he merely felt an unexamined contempt for them, compared to “the religion professed by almost the whole community”. (Not that he had a high opinion of Christianity; in private he is said to have put “vulgar superstition” and “the Christian religion” on the same level.) And he wasn’t writing about the First Amendment of the Federal Constitution, but New York State’s much weaker guarantee of religious freedom in its now-forgotten state constitution of 1777.
Yeah, Kent’s hypocritical embrace of a Christianity he despised may count for something I suppose, but I’m damned if I know what. Evidence of the confusion of people charged with enforcing the law in a novel situation, maybe, one where church and state were no longer united, as Bishop Warburton had proclaimed to be the ideal relationship, but separated. Disestablished, in the jargon of the time. The first congress had voted for disestablishment (at least at the federal level), but there were antidisestablishmentarians about, and they had tradition on their side—a tradition that stretched back to priest-kings of Sumer and the pharaohs of Egypt, who were gods themselves. The emperors of Rome were gods too, and the European kings ruled by divine right, sanctified by the authority of God’s personal representative on earth.
This unholy alliance had deep roots—in fact, religion was simply one aspect of state in Assyria and Babylon, the fraud part of the force and fraud that are the glue that holds society together. “[T]he first beginning of religion was only to keep men in awe” as Christopher Marlowe used to say, if the informer who kept tabs on him is to be believed. Exactly. Without a supernatural sanction what on earth was to keep human beings from lying, cheating, stealing, murdering, and engaging in other decidedly uncivil behavior? This was George Washington’s point in his Farewell Address when he asked rhetorically “Where is the security for property, for reputation, for life, if the sense of religious obligation desert the oaths which are the instruments of investigation in courts of justice? … Whatever may be conceded to the influence of refined education on minds of peculiar structure, reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle.” In other words, educated men with a natural bent for it might be moral on their own, but the common folk needed “the sense of religious obligation” to keep them in line. A half century later Congressman James Meacham was still playing the same old tune: “Laws will not have permanence or power without the sanction of religious sentiment—without a firm belief that there is a Power above us that will reward our virtues and punish our vices.”
In consequence the whole business of detaching the church from the state was fraught with peril. Justice James Kent was concerned that “actions which go to vilify [the] gospels … are inconsistent with the reverence due to the administration of an oath and … tend to lessen, in the public mind, its religious sanction.” Scottish clergyman Edward Irving found the concept of dividing religion from government idiotic:
They talk like fools, and enemies of their country, who talk as if it were not the duty of the government of a country to intermeddle with religion: I say that the government which will stand neutral between Christ’s Gospel and the Papal Apostacy, or the Mohammedan imposture, or the Unitarian abomination, or other forms of anti-Christian doctrine, is essentially an Atheistical government, which hath cast off allegiance to Christ, “the Prince of the kings of the earth,” and to God who ruleth over the nations, to give them to his Son in full inheritance: and that king or government which affecteth such indifference, much more those which shew a preference to the unbelievers, will soon be cut off in the frown of God, and consumed in the hotness of his wrath.
So between keeping men in awe and averting God’s wrath there was plenty of room for panic. Needless panic, from the vantage of the twenty-first century, but you see—they didn’t know that. There were certain universals in human society—slavery, classes, the subordination of women, religious establishment—and meddling with any of them might well be the path to perdition. It’s what they were used to. It’s what they knew. These were the things that made society as they knew it run. Meddle with them and who knew what would happen—dogs giving birth to mastodons, maybe, or horses slitting the throats of their owners. Unnatural prodigies, anyway, Shakespearean in their proportions. Biblical, even.
And yet, the American Founders somehow managed to move past this. James Meacham, looking back on the progress of religious liberty, was impressed by the rapidity of the change. “[T]here can be no union of church and State,” he wrote. “The sentiment of the whole body of American Christians is against a union with the State. A great change has been wrought in this respect.” According to his somewhat oversimplified version of events up till the time of the Revolution “every colony did sustain religion in some form.” With some hyperbole he asserted, “Had the people, during the Revolution, had a suspicion of any attempt to war against Christianity, that Revolution would have been strangled in its cradle.” (As nobody was suggesting any sort of “war against Christianity”—the issue was the constitutionality of chaplains—this is a bit over the top.) And as he moved forward in time he asserted:
At the time of the adoption of the constitution and the amendments, the universal sentiment was that Christianity should be encouraged—not any one sect. Any attempt to level and discard all religion, would have been viewed with universal indignation. The object was not to substitute Judaism, or Mahomedanism, or infidelity, but to prevent rivalry among sects to the exclusion of others.
Against this he contrasted his own time—the late 1850s—by pointing out that “now there is not a single State that, as a State, supports the gospel.” All denominations of Christians “have had their existence in the voluntary system, and wish it to continue.” Nobody wants to go back to the old days before the separation of church and state; no, “Every tie is sundered; and there is no wish on either side to have the bond renewed.” This was “a very great change to be made in so short a period—greater than, we believe, was ever before made in ecclesiastical affairs in sixty-five years, without a revolution or some great convulsion.”
Now Meacham is making a point, specifically that chaplains are permissible because of the general acceptance “that the ecclesiastical and civil powers have been, and should continue to be, entirely divorced from each other”. There clearly were Americans who did not feel that way; B. F. Morris would soon be producing his untidy compendium The Christian Life and Character of the Civil Institutions of the United States, and the National Reform Association proposing changes to the Constitution to restrict religious freedom to certain Christians. Meacham’s championing the idea of government-supported chaplains was itself, despite his efforts to show the contrary, a breach in the division between the ecclesiastical and civil powers.
Nor is the idyllic picture Meacham painted of unity at the time the constitution and the bill of rights were enacted well-supported. People who naively quote this passage as evidence never seem to consider how James Meacham, who wasn’t even born at the time, could possibly know that “the universal sentiment was that Christianity should be encouraged—not any one sect.” Examination of the debates of the time show a much more complex picture. What was Meacham’s source?
Similarities in wording strongly suggest that his source was Joseph Story’s Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States. Consider these passages:
Probably at the time of the adoption of the constitution, and of the amendment to it, now under consideration, the general, if not the universal, sentiment in America was, that Christianity ought to receive encouragement from the state, so far as was not incompatible with the private rights of conscience, and the freedom of religious worship. An attempt to level all religions, and to make it a matter of state policy to hold all in utter indifference, would have created universal disapprobation, if not universal indignation.

The real object of the amendment was, not to countenance, much less to advance Mahometanism, or Judaism, or infidelity, by prostrating Christianity; but to exclude all rivalry among Christian sects, and to prevent any national ecclesiastical establishment, which should give to a hierarchy the exclusive patronage of the national government. It thus cut off the means of religious persecution, (the vice and pest of former ages,) and of the subversion of the rights of conscience in matters of religion, which had been trampled upon almost from the days of the Apostles to the present age.
The words in bold here are strikingly similar to the Meacham passage.
And Archbigot Fischer does in fact cite Story as evidence for his strange notions. In this rare instance he actually represents a source correctly, observing:
It's hard to get much clearer than that. The word “countenance” means “to accept, support, or approve of (something), to extend approval or toleration to.” So the purpose of the First Amendment was most decidedly NOT to “approve, support, (or) accept” any “religion” other than Christianity, including Islam and Satanism.
According to Joseph Story, anyway. This is not, however, to say that Story was under any delusion that the word “religion” meant Christianity—that’s Fischer’s peculiar construction—rather, he felt that the Constitution left the matter of encouragement of Christianity elsewhere. As far as the Constitution was concerned “the Catholic and the Protestant, the Calvinist and the Arminian, the Jew and the Infidel, may sit down at the common table of the national councils, without any inquisition into their faith, or mode of worship.”
But just where did Story get the idea that “the universal, sentiment in America was, that Christianity ought to receive encouragement from the state”? Not, obviously, from direct observation; he himself was a child at the time he was writing about. I wouldn’t absolutely rule out the possibility that he had some memory of the debates going on among the adults of that time—I mean, I can recall something of the reactions of my parents and friends to the launch of Sputnik—but he could hardly have known much more than the views of a very small circle, rather than the universal sentiment he speaks of.
But Story didn’t base his claim on direct knowledge. No, in the best tradition of true scholarship Story cited his source. And that, as it turns out, is both good and bad. It’s good, in that we can check up on him, see what he had in front of him to conjure with. But it’s bad, really bad, in that his source doesn’t back him up at all. Indeed, it would be hard to get further from a source than Story did.
He gives his source for the first passage as “See 2 Lloyd’s Deb. 195,196.” And for the second we have “2 Lloyd’s Deb. 195.” These arcane hieroglyphs turn out not to be at all tricky to decode: Lloyd’s Deb is nothing more than Thomas Lloyd’s notes on the congressional debates, and we are supposed to pick up volume 2 and turn to pages 195196. And when we do we find ourselves in the middle of the 15 August 1789 debate over the adoption of what would become the first amendment to the American Constitution.
I’ve written about that particular day’s debate before, as it is interesting to see these early congressmen at work crafting one of the foundation stones of the American republic, but there is nothing in the text to substantiate Story’s claim. Not one of the speakers is reported to have said a word about the government supporting or encouraging Christianity. The closest we get is Benjamin Huntington’s expressed hope that the amendment could be designed “to secure the rights of conscience” for the religious, but still discriminate against “those who professed no religion at all.” As no one else seconded his desire, and no attempt was made to incorporate this discrimination into the proposed amendment, it seems fairly safe to say that this did not represent the sentiment of the body as a whole.
Possibly Story has confused their concern that the amendment “not be hurtful to the cause of religion” with a desire “that Christianity ought to receive encouragement from the state,” although the two concepts are poles apart. There is a huge difference between “not be[ing] hurtful” and “receiv[ing] encouragement;” the first is passive and the second active, for one thing. And, as I’ve pointed out above, “religion’ is not the same thing as “Christianity” and Story is perfectly aware of it. Unlike the Archbigot.
And as for Story’s claim that the “real object of the amendment was … to exclude all rivalry among Christian sects, and to prevent any national ecclesiastical establishment” without tolerating “Mohametanism, or Judaism, or infidelity” the closest thing we get is James Madison’s observation that “the people feared one sect might obtain a pre-eminence, or two combine together, and establish a religion to which they would compel others to conform” and that its purpose was to keep congress from making “laws of such a nature as might infringe the rights of conscience, or establish a national religion”. And nowhere does he mention “Mohametanism,” Judaism, infidelity, or for that matter Christianity. The distinction that Story wants to make is entirely absent from his stated source.
Story’s motive for misrepresenting his source is fairly obvious. Indeed, he’s quite open about it. As a Christian, he is convinced that “it is impossible for those who believe in the truth of Christianity, as a divine revelation, to doubt, that it is the especial duty of government to foster and encourage it among all the citizens and subjects”. He therefore feels obliged to come up with some rationale, however inane, for allowing the government to do what the Constitution has expressly forbidden. Story’s solution, of course—based on his religion, and not his knowledge of jurisprudence—is to conclude that the framers meant for the states to impose Christianity upon their residents. As there’s no way of getting that from the preserved record, Story simply lies about it—and hopes that nobody will check up on him.
That such a transparent fraud will only impose on the gullible probably didn’t concern him. And apparently he was right not to be concerned—as long as there are credulous people like James Meacham and Brian Fischer around.

25 July 2011

Glory 2—The Quickening

A few more thoughts on Archbigot Fischer’s novel exegesis of the word religion, based on his remembrance of the notions of the backward schoolchildren of his youth.

Actually it can’t possibly be correct. The First Amendment reads in part:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, nor prohibiting the free exercise thereof…
If the term religion is here supposed to mean Christianity, then the meaning of this passage has to be only that Congress is restricted from establishing some brand of the Christian religion as the state church, leaving it free (apparently) to go ahead and establish (say) Buddhism or Islam as a state religion just so long as Christianity is tolerated, and its “free exercise” not prohibited. Surely that can’t be the intention.

The only way to make the Archbigot’s notion work is to assume that religion in the first clause means, well, “religion”, while in the second clause it suddenly changes its meaning to “the Christian religion”. That’s a lot of extra work to put the same damn word to—and it is actually the same word, used once and only once, making this construction in point of fact impossible.

What about the Constitution’s only other mention of religion, that “no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States”? Again, if religious applies only to the Christian religion, then the absurd proposition appears that the Constitution prohibits the government from requiring adherence to some particular Christian creed, but allows it to enjoin some Islamic or Hindu set of injunctions. This concept does not seem to me to have been well thought out. I would say that it is quite clear that—whatever the use of the word may have been in their time—the Framers meant religion in its broadest sense.

But is the Archbigot correct that “at the time of the Founding” the term religion “essentially had to do with what brand of Christianity you wore”? We’ve already seen that his own witness, Justice Story, let him down. What if we examined some other specific examples of the term in its native habitat? Consider this observation, written by James Madison to a Dr. Motta:
Among the features peculiar to the political system of the U. States, is the perfect equality of rights which it secures to every religious sect. … Equal laws, protecting equal rights, are found, as they ought to be presumed, the best guarantee of loyalty & love of country; as well as best calculated to cherish that mutual respect & good will among Citizens of every religious denomination which are necessary to social harmony, and most favorable to the advancement of truth. The account you give of the Jews of your congregation brings them fully within the scope of these observations.
Note here that the Jews are included in Madison’s understanding of the phrases “religious sect” and “religious denomination”. There’s no indication here that he shares the Archbigot’s playground definition that makes religion exclusively Christian.

Let’s take an example from Dr. Benjamin Rush. He wrote in his essay “On the Proper Mode of Education: in a Republic”:
Such is my veneration for every religion that reveals the attributes of the Deity, or a future state of rewards and punishments, that I had rather see the opinions of Confucius or Mahomed inculcated upon our youth, than see them grow up wholly devoid of a system of religious principles.
So it appears that when Benjamin Rush used the term religion, he would include “the opinions of Confucius or Mohamed” in it. Are we to suppose that he mistakenly thought Confucius and Mohammed were Christians? No; as his very next words make clear he preferred the “truth of the Christian revelation” to other religious doctrines. In other words Confucianism, Islam, and Christianity were all included in his notion of religion.

And here’s one from John Adams, written to Mordecai Manuel Noah, 31 July 1818:
It has pleased the Providence of the “first cause,” the universal cause, that Abraham should give religion, not only to Hebrews, but to Christians and Mahometans, the greatest part of the modern civilized world.
So it seems that when Adams used the word religion, he included Judaism and Islam as well as Christianity in its compass.

Even a quick survey shows a number of counter-examples to Brian Fischer’s claim, and these among key players in the Founding of the United States. Further, there’s no way of making sense of the Constitution if his implausible suggestion be accepted. I don’t mean to beat a dead horse to a bloody pulp here, but—get real, man. It’s pretty clear that when the Framers wrote of an establishment of religion, they meant what they said—not merely that no Christian sect would be established as a national religion over others, but that no religion of any kind should be established. And if they did indeed mean disestablishment all round, then it’s clear that they meant free exercise across the board as well. It was the same damn word, for God’s sake.

24 July 2011

There's Glory for You

Archbigot Brian Fischer is sounding off again on subjects of which he knows nothing, and Monday’s sermonette appears to be on a text from Humpty-Dumpty—“When I use a word it means what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.” Apparently he has his own meaning for the word “religion”, one derived from the most ignorant kids on the playground when he was growing up, and he thinks that the Founders must have shared it:
When the Founders used the word “religion,” they used it much as we did on the playground when I was growing up in America a generation ago. We’d asked each other, “What religion are you?” By the term “religion” we meant some variety or brand of the Christian religion, since that was all that was represented among us. We were Baptists, or Lutherans, or Methodists, or Presbyterians, or Catholics, etc. The question essentially had to do with what brand of Christianity you wore. Such was the case at the time of the Founding.
Now this is quaint, almost charming in a smarmy sort of way. Because schoolkids where he lived didn’t know anything about religions other than Christianity, neither did the Founders. There’s logic for you, as Humpty-Dumpty might have observed. Now as Brian Fischer and I seem to be about the same age, maybe my experience growing up could serve as a contrast. Even when I was in grade school nobody would have been so ignorant as to suppose that “religion” was restricted to “some variety or brand of the Christian religion”; we had Jews and Buddhists and unbelievers amongst us, as well as Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormons and other exotica. To imagine that men like Charles Thomson (who translated the Septuagint), Thomas Jefferson (who studied the Koran), or John Adams were as uninformed as Brian Fischer’s retarded (and probably imaginary) schoolfellows is something of a stretch.

And why does Brian Fischer make this outlandish claim? It’s part of an argument that
the First Amendment was written neither to guarantee freedom of religion to Muslims or Buddhists or Hindus nor to prohibit their free exercise of religion. It wasn’t written about them one way or another.

It was written for one specific purpose: to protect the free exercise of the Christian religion.
And what is his evidence that the Founders mistakenly wrote “religion” when they meant “Christianity”? It’s a weird out-of-context quotation from Justice Joseph Story to the effect that the First Amendment did not intend to place some other religion in Christianity’s place, but only “to cut off the means of religious persecution, (the vice and pest of former ages,) and the power of subverting the rights of conscience in matters of religion, which had been trampled upon almost from the days of the Apostles to the present age.” Joseph Story went on to observe that as far as the Federal government was concerned, “the Catholic and the Protestant, the Calvinist and the Arminian, the Jew and the Infidel, may sit down at the common table of the national councils, without any inquisition into their faith, or mode of worship.” Note the presence of the Jew and the Infidel at that common table—there is no suggestion here that “religion” in the Constitution was restricted to Christianity.

This Founders as boobs scenario really doesn’t hold water. The idea that they mistakenly wrote “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof” when they meant “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of the Christian religion,” etc assumes that they weren’t capable of expressing the concept in words intelligible to later times. But it is in fact quite clear that they could have given some form of theism a special place in the Constitution—if they’d wanted to. Founder William Williams, for example, wanted the preamble to read,
We the people of the United States, in a firm belief of the being and perfections of the one living and true God, the creator and supreme Governour of the world, in his universal providence and the authority of his laws; that he will require of all moral agents an account of their conduct; that all rightful powers among men are ordained of, and mediately derived from God; therefore in a dependence on his blessing and acknowledgment of his efficient protection in establishing our Independence, whereby it is become necessary to agree upon and settle a Constitution of federal government for ourselves, and in order to form a more perfect union…
This notion did not gain favor. Actually, even for suggesting this William Williams had to clear his name from the accusation of having proposed a religious test for the Constitution. Oliver Ellsworth, who had criticized him on that front, accepted his explanation—after a fashion:
It had been represented in several parts of the state, to the great surprise of your friends, that you wished some religious test as an introduction to office, but as you have explained the matter, it is only a religious preamble which you wish—against preambles we have no animosity. Every man hath a sovereign right to use words in his own sense, and when he hath explained himself, it ought to be believed that he uses them conscientiously. … though the honourable gentleman doubtless asserts the truth, there are a great number of those odd people who really think they were present on that occasion, and have such a strong habit of believing their senses, that they will not be convinced even by evidence which is superior to all sense. But it must be so in this imperfect world.
Well, it may well be that every man hath a sovereign right (in the manner of Humpty-Dumpty) to use words in his own sense—but some people carry that sovereign right way past sensible and well into outre. When Humpty-Dumpty put a word to extra labor, he paid it extra. Does Brian Fischer, I wonder.

23 February 2011

You Could Look It Up

Historical ignorance abounds. One writer accuses a US president of hypocrisy on the basis of a political slogan that actually was used against him by his opponents. Yikes! Another blames the deaths of native Americans on their failure to convert to Christianity, using as an example native Americans who actually had converted—and were slaughtered anyway. Oops. And another chastises a fellow writer for his ignorance of history while attributing things to James Madison and Patrick Henry that they never said. Awkward.

Yeah. A little research could save a lot of embarrassment. Take the writer (me, actually) who incorrectly attributed the slogan “Fifty-four forty or fight” to the election campaign of James K. Polk. Polk may well be an underrated president (I think so anyway), but I don’t have to like the guy, and the hypocrisy of running on a slogan he never intended to carry out fit well with my theme of the moment. For those whose history is a bit rusty, Polk's the guy who staved off a two-front war against Britain to the north and Mexico to the south by adroitly compromising with the one side while starting a just war with the other to gain for the nation much of the far west, including the future states of Oregon, California, Nevada, and Arizona. The original dark horse candidate, he included the “reoccupation” of Oregon country as a plank in his expansionist platform, but left it vague as to what, exactly, Oregon country consisted of. Britain generally felt the Columbia River should be the boundary; expansionists in the US supported a northern boundary at 54 degrees 40 minutes, while Polk, seemingly, thought extending the line along the 49th parallel out to the Pacific was a reasonable compromise. Not everybody was happy with this idea; hence the slogan “Fifty-four-forty or fight” floated in the mid-term elections by unhappy opponents. Somewhere along the line this slogan got attributed to Polk, and a misconception was born. Despite not-so-recent debunkings older textbooks and those of us who learned from them continue the mistake. I could have looked it up, I suppose—but I was on a roll, and why let research spoil a perfectly good chance to make an ass of myself?

It was one Bryan Fischer who recently wrote a column defending genocide, and in the course of arguing that native Americans were morally unfit to inhabit the land, claimed that they got what was coming to them by failing to follow George Washington’s advice to convert to Christianity. This is essentially the same “moral unfitness” argument employed by so many frontier types and apostles of Manifest Destiny in the nineteenth century to justify extermination, with the Biblical example of Yahweh’s orders to destroy the Canaanites always lurking in the background. Hey, if God approves, it’s got to be okay, right? So following in that tradition Fischer blames the native Americans for their extermination by Euro-Americans, citing their refusal “to leave behind their superstition and occult practices for the light of Christianity and civilization” as justification for genocide. Speaking of the Lenape chiefs who petitioned Congress in 1782, Fischer claims “They rejected Washington’s direct counsel ... ‘You do well to wish to learn our arts and ways of life, and above all, the religion of Jesus Christ.’” Extermination was the consequence. Now I’ve written about this episode elsewhere, but the thing is, Fischer has got it about as wrong as it is possible to get it. Washington was not advising them, but commending them; the Moravian Brethren had set up a mission amongst the Lenape and many had converted. And what happened to those Lenape steeped in the religion of Jesus Christ? Well, actually, they were the ones who got murdered by a gang of Revolutionary War era militia. You could look it up—but maybe that would get in the way of a good diatribe.

And back last June or so one Jonathan Fickley of Chatanooga—who may teach American History there, if it’s the same person as the guy mentioned herewrote very confidently about the faith of the Founders, decrying “people [who] speak about things that they know nothing about”. He rattled off a string of alleged quotations including a mangled Franklin and a Jefferson frankenquote including among them the fake Henry “religionists” quotation and this doozy allegedly from James Madison:
Cursed be all that learning that is contrary to the cross of Christ.
Now this anti-education sentence has been kicking around since at least 1844 (see here for details) and is usually attributed either to John Witherspoon or Jonathan Dickinson, both presidents of Princeton University. I hope for the credit of either that neither actually said it, or perhaps were in jest, but in any case it is not until very recently that anybody attributed it to Madison—apparently on the grounds that as Madison attended Princeton, anything its president said could be attributed to him as well. Or something. “Please read again Patrick Henry’s quote,” Fickley wrote with overweening pride. “My advice to you is do not challenge people to research history of the founding fathers about Christianity to prove some anti-Christian bogus nonsense. Their own words repudiate your argument.” Oh, man—Henry’s quote? You gotta be kidding. That thing shows its bogosity every which way from Sunday. You could have looked it up—but why waste a good chance to display your own ignorance while chastising somebody else for his?

Now being careless, or foolish, or ignorant may not be crimes as such, but with the resources of the internet at our fingertips, what does a little research actually cost? Even ten years ago fact-checking often involved trips to libraries or other record repositories, long-distance phone calls, inter-library loan requests, and the like. Sometimes it still does. But often a quick trip to a search engine is all it takes to dispel some misconception, or verify some detail. It is possible to look these things up. Maybe you can’t be right all the time—but you can avoid many a baseless accusation, or idiotic claim, or piece of foolish posturing. And frankly, can’t we all do with a bit less of these things? I like to think so, anyway.
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