Peorgie: Gee, everybody at Morse Science High has an extracurricular activity but you.
Mudhead: Well, doesn’t Louise count?
Peorgie: Only to ten, Mudhead. You know, that’s just it.
Mudhead: Just what?
Peorgie: Well, we’re the leaders of tomorrow.
Mudhead: Yeah, but it’s today.
Peorgie: But what are you going to do tomorrow, after you graduate?
Mudhead: Oh, well, I thought maybe I’d go out and find a bunch of guys that dress alike and follow ‘em around.
Mudhead: Or, I could go pick up a couple of girls.
Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers
Peter Bergman (1939-2012)