This is The Future speaking. You spent a lot of time thinking about me lately. I'm touched. Let me tell you what's happened:
We never got jet packs, flying cars, or a four day work week.
Monorails never caught on.
The president is a black man named Barak Hussein Obama. The governor of Louisiana is an East Indian man named Piyush Jindal.
The last pope was Polish. The current one was a Hitler Youth.
The Americans were the first to put a man on the moon. We were also the last. It's been almost fifty years since anyone has been further than about two hundred miles from Earth.
We finished the Interstate Highway system and now we’re letting it fall apart.
You know all that talk about the inexhaustable food resources of the ocean? We exhausted it.
My car has more computing power than your Pentagon.
The Space Needle is still there. We’re quite fond of it.
Life still goes on.
Whatever happened to the Furbies of yesteryear? - They’ve been enslaved and wires shoved into their brains and shackled to a machine to make nightmare music. This is the end result of all that biohacking, ...
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